"Sung to the tune of "Ballad of Davy Crockett"):
My name is Danno, I play the piano. 
Grew up eating spam, it's kind of like ham.
Played in Snowy Woods, thought we were good.
Hung up my keys, to be a Chem E.
Danno, Danno Carlson
King of the 88 keys
Went to school in South Dakota,
Weren't no girls only scotch and soda.
A career at Shell where I couldn't goof off,
A manager I'd be so I play lots of golf.
Danno, Danno Carlson
King of the 88 keys
Married Nancy then came Darden,
moved to London where they call yards gardens.
Then came Buzz, then the band,
had to practice with two hands.
Danno, Danno Carlson
King of the 88 keys
I like to rock, I look like Spock,
My necks kind of long and so are my socks.
As I said, my name's Dan,
some call me mom but I'm a man!
Danno, Danno Carlson
King of the 88 keys
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